It's bedlam in the Nursery!!! As soon as the dollies realised they were up for an intial on-mass phot0 shoot they became very over excited, especially when they were told their portraits would be on the world-wide web! All night long they were chattering, preening themselves, sharpening their teeth, filing their claws to points, smoothing their whiskers, polishing their blood and vomit. Come the morning it got worse. They started shouting and screeching, pushing and jostling each other to get out of the cabinets to be the first in line for the camera!
Though quieter now, they are whispering fantasies and dreams of where their portraits may be hung. HUNGRY HARRIET wants hers to be hung in a kitchen, BIRDETTA longs to be in a handsome boy's bedroom, RABBITINA desires a room with a view, preferably overlooking a vegetable patch, and VOMITESSA has notions of being displayed above the counter of a fast-food outlet (she has a wicked humour). These are just a few that I could make out.
SKULLION has different ideas altogether. Nothing to do with portraits. He once heard of a gnome who travelled far and had many adventures. He wants that too. He fancies himself riding a camel in the desert, as a star in a ballet, as a presiding judge of a courtroom and on stage with the Rolling Stones amongst other things!
There is never a dull moment here!!!
Copyright 2011 Eleanor Boyce
SICKINDA: LEAD VOCALS RABBITINA: LEAD GUITAR BUGBERTA: BASS HUNGRY HARRIET: HARMONICA
BOOMU: DRUMS HARMISH: SAX SPINESVEN: KEYBOARDS
Now , there may well have been others, roadies and dancers and all, but the above have certainly put themselves in the frame.
Subsequently, they have managed to persuade the festival advertisers to remove their promo material and 'band link' from their website -
www.festivalandgigguide.ie - But it is too late, I have seen it!
Needless to say, I shall be keeping a very watchful eye on these dolls from now on lest they get into their heads to take off on a world tour!! However, I do strongly suspect something is being planned because there is a lot of whispering going on!!!
THE EVIDENCE:
Recently, I discovered a few of my NURSERY CRYMES dolls have been rather naughty behind my back! Apparently, on the 8th of August this year, they climbed from the cabinets, sneaked out of the flat, out of town, travelled over the sea to Dublin, Ireland, and played at the Festival of the Chariots Benefit Gig charity gig!!!.
I found this out by lucky accident when doing a Google search on my images. I recognised their promo material immediately, it being created by myself for one of the YouTube videos - 'And Dolls Shall Rise'. Furthermore, the advertised link to the 'band page' was none other than the NURSERY CRYMES page on Facebook!!! I did, of course, click on it and, lo and behold, it was a genuine link to the page I created!!!
I have interrogated them, but none are making any admissions. However, due to reactions (fidgeting, pinking up and casting glances to each other which they thought would go undetected) I suspect the band line up to be the following:
This Fundraising Gig takes place in Whelan's of Wexford St on Wednesday 8th of August.
Featuring: Nursery Crymes/ The Tectonics/ The LoFires/ King Modo.
Tickets €10 available from: www.whelanslive.com - also from Govinda's Vegetarian Restaurants at: 4 Aungier St - 18 Merrion Row - 83 Middle Abbey St.
Doors open at 8pm
For further info visit www.whelanslive.com or www.facebook.com/FestivalOfTheChariotsBenefitGig
Band Links: www.facebook.com/pages/KING-MODO/225595432109
www.facebook.com/NurseryCrymes
www.facebook.com/pages/The-Tectonics/158406817520190
www.facebook.com/TheLofires
Promo pic used!
Some of the NURSERY CRYMES dolls have taken to wearing Guy Fawkes masks and shouting "We are Legion" and "Fuck the System!" at the top of their voices at unexpected times of the day and night. On top of this, I keep having to eject them from my study and repeatedly turn off my pc. The little buggers are creeping in there to engage in on-line activities with theit new found masked friends.... or should I say "bros and sisses"?
The only things these particular dolls talk about now are chemtrails, GMO, corrupt bankers, criminal governments, the elite one per cent, corporate tax evasion, drone wars, paedophile rings and the like. This sets the others off groaning, and when they groan these little anarchists respond by bleeting in chorus and calling them "sheep." The Nursery has become a hotbed of conflict and political oration these last couple of weeks.
However, the thing that has triggered this off more than anything else, is the fact that these little anon dolls, being victims of child abuse themselves, have discovered a champion in Anonymous. They know that child abusers are the most vile and violent of people who destroy young lives and have become aware that the internet is infested with child pornography. Finding that Anonymous works tirelessly to bring down these websites, pages, blogs etc., and campaign for justice and stronger sentencing, these dolls raise a cheer. It offends them, and rightly so, to be living in a world where child abuse is deemed a less serious crime than possession of weed, or trolling a website.
These dolls are filled with passion and hope, and admittedly, fill me, in turn, with pride (despite being irritating at times). I wait patiently, without disciplining them too much, to see if they will "wake up" the others. If so I will be living with a veritable army of little freedom fighters and may well have to get them their own 'interwebz'.
As I promised them, I have added a link to an Anonymous video here which I hope everyone will take a few minutes to view.
Some time ago, I discovered a few of my NURSERY CRYMES dolls had been rather naughty behind my back! Apparently, on the 8th of August last year, they climbed from the cabinets, sneaked out of the flat, out of town, travelled over the sea to Dublin, Ireland, and played at the Festival of the Chariots Benefit Gig charity gig!!!.
I found this out by lucky accident when doing a Google search on my images. I recognised their promo material immediately, it being created by myself for one of the YouTube videos - 'And Dolls Shall Rise'. Furthermore, the advertised link to the 'band page' was none other than the NURSERY CRYMES page on Facebook!!! I did, of course, click on it and, lo and behold, it was a genuine link to the page I created!!!
I interrogated them, but none made any admissions. However, due to reactions (fidgeting, pinking up and casting glances to each other which they thought would go undetected) some certainly put themselves in the frame. Now, there may well have been others, roadies and dancers and all, but just who and how many culprits there were I could not tell. Subsequently, they managed to persuade the festival advertisers to remove their promo material and 'band link' from their website - www.festivalandgigguide.ie - but it was too late, I saw it!
Initially, I kept a very watchful eye on these dolls after what had been revealed, lest they got into their heads to take off on a world tour!! However, I did strongly suspect something else was being planned because rather a lot of whispering was going on in the aftermath. But, time passed as it always does and my attention went elsewhere, especially since nothing further caused alarm - not that is, until a package arrived on the doorstep.
That morning I was up earlier than usual, otherwise this package may well not have been intercepted. Not only was there the above promotional picture with a crafty little band name change, but four recordings!!!!!!
So, it transpired that they had been busy all those months composing music and laying down tracks in some secret recording studio. After gasping for breath in astonishment, I played through each of the recordings. It only took a few moments before my feet were tapping and head bobbing, and in my enjoyment I forgot to be shocked, or even angry. What resourceful and talented little creatures I had created!!
At the sound of giggling I turned to see three or four little dolly heads peeking around the door. "Happy Mothers Day!!", they chorused grinning from ear to ear.
OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!
A SENSATION!!!
MUST PLAY VERY LOUD!!!
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